Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Scratchin a Letter


Hey ho, let’s go! Who’d have thought the boys’d be back so soon?! And so close to home?!! Well, I had a feeling they would and thanks to a very trustworthy Byrnzie I’ll be at the old cowshed too. Anyway, about me: My name’s Robin, I have five kids by six different women. I live under a bridge in the north-west London outskirts and for a living I sell my eyelashes to Japanese tourists. My hobbies include playfully lobbing bricks at windows and running over cyclists. As you can see, I have two heads, so I'll be easy to spot ;) This’ll be my sixth (well, hopefully eighth if I manage Madrid and Katowice) PJ gig. Can’t wait. See ya’s there!

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